Quotes From "Flatout Love" By Jessica Park

The friends you make in college are friends you'll have...
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The friends you make in college are friends you'll have for life, even if you don't talk for years at a time. Jessica Park
Normal people can become very annoying if put in annoying...
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Normal people can become very annoying if put in annoying situations. Jessica Park
Why is luge a sport? You dress up like a...
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Why is luge a sport? You dress up like a giant sperm and go sledding really fast. That’s hardly athletic. Phallic and sexy, yes. But hardly athletic. Jessica Park
I put my pants on one leg at a time,...
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I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them OFF that makes me better than you. Jessica Park
You are not the first, and will not be the...
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You are not the first, and will not be the last, to say so. I wear my “warped” label with pride. Jessica Park
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Stupid kissing. Stupid roaming hands. Stupid boys. Jessica Park
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Julie Seagle: I would never in a million years go skydiving. Finn is God: What if I took you? Jessica Park